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spiritual paedophile 

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well
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sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.
Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

Pedophilia 

Sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, usually under the age of thirteen.

It is also used as a derogatory term for older people who want to have sex with the younguns.
My dad told me that most men around the age of forty have pedophilia in them and I was like "What the fuck dad?!"
Pedophilia by Daniel Day-Lewis January 13, 2009

Pedophilia 

Something that people need to stop trying to normalize in the LGBT community.
Pedophilia is not a valid sexuality.
Pedophilia by nlolhere July 25, 2020

paedophile 

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym
paedophile by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003

Pedophilish 

When something said or done in a Pedophilia kind of matter it is considered "Pedophilish".
Is it just me or does the John Mayer song "I'm on fire" opening verse sound pedophilish....

Hey little girl is your daddy home

Did he go away and leave you all alone

I got a bad desire

Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire
Pedophilish by APC forsheezy March 11, 2011

corporate pedophilia 

Refers to the sexualization of pre-sixteen year-olds by marketeers to sell records. See Britney Spears in 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'.

Originates from 'Branded: The Buying and Selling of Teenagers' by Alissa Quart.