Padukin'

Verb. Pah-doo-ken

Casual form of the full verb, "paduking."
The act of a severe storm forming over, or just near the town of Paducah, Texas.

With that set-up, it looks like Paducah is going to be padukin' again.

by stinkywx October 6, 2021

paducah pancakes

a sexuscatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

by Rokitman January 22, 2009

Paduckado

The part of your zipper that sticks up when you sit down that makes it look like you have a boner

John: Zack! It looks like Catherine has a boner!

Zack: No man, thats just her paduckado! Ya know, the thing you get when you sit down and your zipper pokes up!

John: Oh okay! Hey Catherine your paduckado is showing!

Catherine: Oh thanks John!! (covers paduckado with shirt)

by Narmy the narwhale September 24, 2011

Paducah Drive By

When a cherub performs a walk by farting on another individual.

Driver just pulled a Paducah Drive By on that ginger!

by hubbx July 6, 2016

Paducah

The shittiest and most boring town in Kentucky of which only people from Metropolis, Illionis like.

kid:Wow i dont want to go to Paducah mom.
mom:We have to its our duty as Illinazis

by Preston Skates Remz August 22, 2008

wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

by J Jasper April 21, 2008

padacillar

What you say when your half asleep and you try to scream catapillar but you say it like a "tard" (aka Rock Tardo) and say padacillar.

AHHHH!!! A patacillar just fell on my arm.
Look at all the patacillars on the umbrella.
Surfside Beach is known for their beautiful padacillars.
Those aren't patacillars you re-flop those are catapillars.

by Lovin the Beach July 17, 2009