Paddleball 

When a man is getting sucked off ,preferably by a female, and the playing with the balls gets vigorous to the point she's smacking them with her hand.

My nuts hurt from the girl playing paddleball.

Paddleball by Basement Dwellers January 6, 2006

Pink Paddle Boat 

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

Pink Paddle Boat by zanderiv April 6, 2010

paddleball 

when in the 69 position the man vigorously bounces his balls off of the woman's forehead, like a small child playing with a paddleball.

She didn't like it when I paddleballed here when she was slobbing my knob.

paddleball by the lunch boys November 3, 2003

Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

Paddle Boat by shewes February 3, 2009

paddleboner 

When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.

Dang, Kelly was late to school again and now his baby penis has a paddleboner.

paddleboner by dodo bird fart nugget May 10, 2016

paddlefoot 

An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.

Serena's uncle was such a paddlefoot. You never found him without a bottle in his hand, and he was always within 3 millimetres of some river or other.

paddlefoot by J L M R March 21, 2008

Paddleboating 

(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.

"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"

Paddleboating by Ragehound December 16, 2013