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(Abbrev.) the Office of Strategic Services (OSS)was a United States intelligence agency formed during World War II but it was chanced by CIA

i'll be in a misson the next monday it is secret 'cause im fron oss and nobody most know !!! oh shit i forgot it doesn't exist anymore damm i gotta stop smoking

oss by sniper-j May 16, 2007

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Oh Shit Scenario. When someone runs into an unfavourable scenario that is difficult or complicated to resolve.

Speaker 1: Uggh! I lost all the files for my presentation in two minutes, I don't know what to do!
Speaker 2: Sounds like you've run into an OSS.

Speaker 1: After failing to pay his debts for the last three years, the bank has him in a bit of an OSS.

OSS by Rogue Bandit April 18, 2011

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Oh So Sexy....

Yo!!! I was in Tabu last night and that cougar was OSS.... she put my girl to shame.

OSS by Brown Drizzle June 22, 2009

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(abriviation) oh shit son!

oss by Anonymous April 25, 2003

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OSS (One-Sided syndrome) is a type of heartbreak syndrome that is happening to people in their teens. OSS "simp"-tomps are the following: ghosted, coldness, simpness, deja vu, jealousy, and the worst conditions: blocking, crying, blinded, and bare minimum disease (BMD). Transmission is through eye contact with someone who have the syndrome and is untreatable.

*ghosted for 5 minutes*
*consulted a doctor*
Doc, I'm ghosted for 5 minutes.
You have OSS, my dear.

OSS by lunareclipse143 January 8, 2023

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An "oh-shit situation". Situation in which you are unable to answer due to unforseen predicaments.

A: Hey man, what you up to?
B: oss
*long pause*
B: sry, pulled too many mobs, couldnt type

OSS by Grogger January 9, 2009

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An acronym for Oh Shit Son!

Jim said OSS when mike got shot

oss by Jake Devens February 27, 2005