orgasmatron

Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.

"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"

by MisterCity May 8, 2006

Orgasmathonoff

A competition between two or more couples in order to determine which couple or male or female (depending on the competition rules you set) can produce the most orgams to the designated orgasmee in a set period of time (determined by competition rules).

Horace & Olivia went to Eunice and Adrian's house for their monthly orgasmathonoff.

by Sharon Baron September 2, 2008

orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.

Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?

by Dan Fox July 28, 2003

Orgazmatron

A person who looks at porn and jerks off their whole life, but they cant get a girl.

1 : Stop looking at porn Orgazmatron.

2 : Jason Spector

by GooNsteR July 10, 2003

Orgasmatron

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down

Orgasmatron

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

orgasmathon

Having multiple, shitty orgasms. The orgasmathon includes multiple armpit farts and a hairy butt.

"Last nights sex was so bad, I had an orgasmathon"

"I had an orgasmathon, but I kind of wish I had an orgasathon"

by Taydog February 29, 2008

Orgasmation

1. The act of working yourself to Orgasm

2. Some really cool word to use to impress people.

1. Leave me alone, I'm in the act of orgasmation.

2 Dude, I watched the discovery channel, and it was just so orgasmation you wouldn't believe it!

by Jin August 17, 2004