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I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.
Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Stacking Orgasms

Stacking orgasms refers a method for causing what is commonly referred to as "Multiple Orgasms" which involves bringing a woman as close to orgasm as possible so that her body "stores" that orgasmic energy - do this multiple times so that when she finally does have an orgasm she's releasing the energy of five (or more) orgasms simultaneously. Women are capable of having several different types of orgasms including but not limited to vaginal; clitoral; fully body; anal; G-spot; combined & psycholagnic. What's normally refered to as "multiple orgasms" usually combines psycholagnic with any of the other types.
Stacking orgasms can sometimes be difficult if the girl has no clue what you're doing (which she shouldn't) because she gets SO CLOSE just before you back off a bit - sometimes they get angry because they think you're "screwing them up" so they CANT orgasm. They typically think this is what's happening until they find themselves STILL experiencing orgasm for several minutes after you've taken your hands (and everything else) off of them - there is no physical contact at this point; they are STILL experiencing orgasm. This is what "Stacking Orgasms" refers to. There is a SECRET to how it's done! (if you don't know - I'm not going to tell you).
by Liquidbraino January 26, 2012
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ad orgasium

Pseudo-Latin for "to (the point of) orgasm." Generally used to describe overlong descriptions of sexual activities, whether verbally or in writing. Related to ad naueum.
Sean: ...so then she told me I was getting harder, and then she gave me this look, like, this really fucking sexy look, and then she started kissing me again and she started with the ear lobe and...

Ryan: Dude, I'm glad you got laid, but you don't need to describe it ad orgasium.
by u_dropped_ur_pocket January 6, 2011
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orgasmish

The utterances that aren't recognizable as any known language after experiencing an orgasm.
Bernice, after experiencing a rather satisfying orgasm, uttered, "vohishlavonshevish" which is orgasmish for "that was great."
by uberkath November 10, 2015
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orgasmimo

When participating in intercourse, and the female began to have an orgasm and the other stops causing pleasure.
Chad: Dude how'd your date go?!
Chris: it ended with sex. I have her 2 orgasmimos
Chad: Sick!
by fawnwood June 22, 2017
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Orgasmeister

The Orgasmeister, otherwise known as The Chosen One or Big Sexy, is the only one that can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby watching the audition tapes for Sesame Street. Essentially he is the sexiest man to walk planet earth, and every girl that has any sense of sexual competency wants to get down and dirty with him.
Person 1: "Yo the second Gracie saw how long my tongue is she creamed her pants."
Person 2: "Dude shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Bro don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."
by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021
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foot orgasum

the amazing feeling when you take of a really uncomfortable shoe.
one of the best parts of skiing is the foot orgasum when you take off your boots.
by wontman December 28, 2010
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