Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

by SHLA October 8, 2013

Ur niece obese

Ur niece obese is the latest in the ur mom gay series. If said. Your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*

by Senior_squid March 15, 2018

obesetiality

Having a sexual attraction to fat people.

"Did you see that fat girl Steve was hitting on?"
"Yes, he is in to obesetiality."

by darlingdear November 28, 2011

obese

at least 3/4 of america

Chris Christie is so obese all of his clothes need to be hemmed to fit.

by jake paul sucks August 4, 2017

Orbeesh

The pronunciation an obese person makes of the word obese because they are too fat to pronounce it correctly.

The mispronunciation is caused by the jiggling jugular in the throat area of an obese person as they speak.

I am so Orbeesh Java da Hut said as he scarfed down his 3 McD's Angus Beefs, 2 super sized fries, and his Chipotle ground beef burrito...

by Moo Kiley January 29, 2009

obesedon

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?

yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.

by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008

obesex

The kind of sex obese people have.

ex.1) Oh my gosh. I feel so fat... I think we're gonna have obesex from now on, babe.

ex. 2) Did you feel the earthquake last night?

No... That was just the couple next door having their obesex.

by everyonegoesrawr July 23, 2011