by Hoodlum Productions March 11, 2008
Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"
But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."
It felt SSSOOO good!!!
But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."
It felt SSSOOO good!!!
by Jimmy Swaggart July 23, 2006
by 4skin15 March 22, 2021
An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}
-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend
-Word, Reverend
by Diabolical Kenneth August 09, 2007
A female being held upside down, holding a deep throat position, while the male commences ejaculation.
by James Powell January 06, 2006
1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
by Aethelwulf March 22, 2021
Me and Nikki went for a date at Taco Bell and did an Oral Roberts on her bed. there was shit everywhere and the clean up was hectic!
by pope oral March 24, 2021