oral roberts 

Performing oral sex on yourself

She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.

oral roberts by Bstro December 13, 2003

Oral Roberts 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}

-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend

Oral Roberts by Diabolical Kenneth August 10, 2007

Oral Roberts 

When you're 69ing and both shit at the same time.

Me and Nikki went for a date at Taco Bell and did an Oral Roberts on her bed. there was shit everywhere and the clean up was hectic!

Oral Roberts by pope oral March 23, 2021

Oral Roberts 

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.

If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"

Did you hear Jimmy got a Oral Roberts for that hot chick?

Oral Roberts by Batdog444 March 27, 2021

The Oral Roberts 

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.

The Oral Roberts by the Dildozer September 3, 2013

Have a degree from Oral Roberts 

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

Have a degree from Oral Roberts by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021

An Oral Roberts 

A female being held upside down, holding a deep throat position, while the male commences ejaculation.

Damn, i think my girl passed out when she gave me an Oral Roberts

An Oral Roberts by James Powell January 6, 2006