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An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}
-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend
by Diabolical Kenneth August 9, 2007
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