Opie

Ron fucking Howard when he was 10.

Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

Opie

A derogatory term for generic white Americans. Generally reserved for males of the species, it can also be modified to "Hoe-pie" for white women.

"I can't shop at The Gap or Eddie Bauer. Those stores are strictly for the Opies."

by IncogNegro (FC) November 22, 2002

opies

A snowball/softserve stand in Catonsville, MD where everyone goes to hang out on summer nights. It is far superior to, and cheaper than the much less popular tastee zone. Owned and operated by Catonville's finest.

"hey, what're you up to?"

"nothing at all, want to meet at opies?"

"yeah, i'll be there in 5!"

by zxcvb1234 February 5, 2009

opies

a place where teenagers in catonsville meet up in order to smoke or sit around and be gay.

skater guy: hey are we trying to chill today?

hollister chick: yeah! let's meet up at opies.

skater guy: sounds chill. we can smoke some shit there too.

hollister chick: hell yes!

by leah clearwater June 28, 2008

Opie

Radio nickname of shock jock Greg Hughes, one half (Anthony Cumia is the other)of the hilarious, if rather raunchy, duo Opie and Anthony.

In a recent magazine interview, Opie said he and Anthony may return to the airwaves on either XM or Siriussatellite radio.

by Led Zeppole March 7, 2004

Opie

singer for lbda that fell off and dubcat fell off.owner of american beauty tattoo parlor.infamous for passing stds and lying through his gums cause hes missing his two front teeth.

Hey Sally,have you been to the clinic since you had dirty sex with opie?

by opiesx December 28, 2005

Opie

A young virgin. Usually very vunerable.

After we captured the male cheerleader, he was no longer an Opie.

by Dog lova February 20, 2009