Oolong 

A gay man that chats in a chatroom and likes to have sex in a lion costume.

<Oolong> if i got a pet i would get a mute fat guy
<Oolong> a hairy one

Oolong by Tenchi147 October 19, 2003

Oolong 

The nastiest RSX owner ever. The power of dreams. Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Oolong, so if you got a friend named Oolong count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

I know this guy everyone calls him Oolong but I dont know his real name

Oolong by mrniceguy420 March 30, 2021

oolong 

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

oolong by jhāna June 2, 2025

Oolong Tea 

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey

God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.

Oolong Tea by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

oolong fever 

When a Chinese person is attracted to black people. Similar to yellow fever or jungle fever.

Oolong means black dragon in Chinese. (ex: Oolong tea)

My friend Victor is Chinese and he loves black girls. He got that oolong fever

oolong fever by AsianExpress March 28, 2008

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

mike oxlong 

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006