Onora is the end result when you mix a Steve and Ashley together. She is the most beautiful creation that has ever existed. To know or see an Onora is to be privileged.
by K!(K @$$ October 26, 2010
Get the Onora mug.Onteora high school, our population consists of “jocks”, who are on the football team and even tho we haven’t won anything in at least 500 years they’re convinced theyre the best thing to ever happen to our school. Pretentious,“im too good for any of you or this school,” type nerds. Red necks, some are tolerable but for the most part theyre racist white trash who are usually on our (horrible) football team.
Art kids, usually kind and not too weird but way too mature for the kids at our school few actively dislike them tho although lots of people don’t talk to them but they kinda thrive in our ever growing art program. Girl athletes, always fit, good at every sport ever and are so intimidating. Theres the white kids who think they can say the n word and try to act “kingston.” Then, there’s stoners, you already know their description. But, lower that 5% (10% in a good year) of the school is anything but white so, don’t expect any type of diversity. Almost every student has at least tried weed, some even harder drugs, we don’t have a drug problem tho like margaretville or other schools that do coke in the bathroom.Theres no fights, the last real fight was 4 years ago when someone called someone else the n-word with a hard r (illustrates our school perfectly.) Our school spirit has gotten better in recent years, probably in response to our mascot getting changed (thank god) from the Indians to the Eagles, a good 4 years ago,
Art kids, usually kind and not too weird but way too mature for the kids at our school few actively dislike them tho although lots of people don’t talk to them but they kinda thrive in our ever growing art program. Girl athletes, always fit, good at every sport ever and are so intimidating. Theres the white kids who think they can say the n word and try to act “kingston.” Then, there’s stoners, you already know their description. But, lower that 5% (10% in a good year) of the school is anything but white so, don’t expect any type of diversity. Almost every student has at least tried weed, some even harder drugs, we don’t have a drug problem tho like margaretville or other schools that do coke in the bathroom.Theres no fights, the last real fight was 4 years ago when someone called someone else the n-word with a hard r (illustrates our school perfectly.) Our school spirit has gotten better in recent years, probably in response to our mascot getting changed (thank god) from the Indians to the Eagles, a good 4 years ago,
but the red necks are still butt hurt about us taking away their “traditions.” Our education is the best in the area, saugerties is bland and racist and stuck in the 1950s with and education to match, kingston is ghetto (as ghetto as upstate new york can be) and their education is also to match. Onteora isn’t a horrible school but also I don’t recommend it...
kingston kid: “oh you’re from onteora? damn. u sure you’re not racist?”
kingston kid: “oh you’re from onteora? damn. u sure you’re not racist?”
by loserwoodstockkid September 20, 2019
Get the Onteora mug.Damn he went into Onorato mode when went after her,
Onorato must have gotten into him to take her down
Onorato must have gotten into him to take her down
by Smitty CCSU January 29, 2006
Get the Onorato mug.(adj): 1. Similar in trait and disposition to Jason Onorati 2. Exhibiting masochistic willingness to voluntarily subject oneself to ridicule by others by creating disadvantageous self-effacing situations 3. Well-meaning speech or gesture circumvented by extremely poor choice of verbiage or action 4. Incomprehensible, as pertaining to verbal or physical communication 5. Featuring incredible capacity to assimilate new random hobbies and interests with fanatical zeal and no provocation or precedence 6. Possessing inability to recognize when laughter by others a product of ridicule rather than clever or witty banter.
Example of Onoratish statement:
"This apartment is big and beautiful, just like you."
Examples of Onoratish response in dialogue:
"I feel fat and ugly."
"You're not fat."
"I love you."
"I love….softball."
Example of voluntary subjection to ridicule:
"I joined a fencing tournament."
Example of fanatical assimilation of new interests without precedence:
"Do you know what is awesome? Premier League Football."
"This apartment is big and beautiful, just like you."
Examples of Onoratish response in dialogue:
"I feel fat and ugly."
"You're not fat."
"I love you."
"I love….softball."
Example of voluntary subjection to ridicule:
"I joined a fencing tournament."
Example of fanatical assimilation of new interests without precedence:
"Do you know what is awesome? Premier League Football."
by Courtney O November 7, 2006
Get the onoratish mug.A place where I wouldn't want to live. Ontario (Toronto and suburbs) has a high crime rate, bad weather, urban sprawl.
by sickboy! May 24, 2008
Get the ONTARABLE mug.I have just won 1,000,000 dollars , but I have to pay 999,999 dollars in debt. This is making me feel very ontornoa.
by LILBOIISKATE January 31, 2022
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Onora is a creative being…actress, artist, singer, writer, poet, God Damn greatest wordsmith ever…. She is beautiful, smart, and funny…A straight “A” student but not a teachers pet. A Dungeons and Dragons Master who loves a good game: video, board, or LARP. Her friends love her, for she is non judgmental and she listens with her ears, heart and mind. However because she is very empathetic and sensitive she needs to be handled with care which is easy to do because she is very much Loved.
Onora is a creative being…actress, artist, singer, writer, poet, God Damn greatest wordsmith ever…. She is beautiful, smart, and funny…A straight “A” student but not a teachers pet. A Dungeons and Dragons Master who loves a good game: video, board, or LARP. Her friends love her, for she is non judgmental and she listens with her ears, heart and mind. However because she is very empathetic and sensitive she needs to be handled with care which is easy to do because she is very much Loved.
by Wendalyn July 23, 2022
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