A mispronunciation of onnine. Onnine means On9 and means that you are dumb, slow reaction times, flaccid and lunatic.
by Non-Chalant March 14, 2019
Get the onlinemug. by MadHat December 17, 2004
Get the onlinemug. 1) an elusive state in which those who have attained it are able to see past the confines of their meaningless lives and become one with all those who are also "online"
2) what my computer isn't
2) what my computer isn't
Matt: "Hey man, did you see that awesome youtube clip?"
Me: "Naw man, I couldn't get online."
Matt: "sucks for you."
Me: "Naw man, I couldn't get online."
Matt: "sucks for you."
by pappernackles June 8, 2009
Get the onlinemug. An onliner is someone who plays CS online and does things which are normally impossible to do on LAN. For example an onliner may HS you while on a ladder or while in mid air. These acts are usually met with agression from players who recieve such ridiculous HS's and thus the term onliner was born.
by Mogga December 16, 2005
Get the onlinermug. The fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness and pathological syndromes such as extralineaphobia.
Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
- Matt's become such an extreme onliner, it's impossible to have a chat with him without at some point having to react to one of his virtual friends' tweet. I think I'll stop seeing him altogether.
- Yeah, or you could offer him to have drinks on a video call. That'd make him feel silly enough he'd stop.
- You dream, I bet he'd be up for it.
- Onlineness is a bitch.
- Yeah, or you could offer him to have drinks on a video call. That'd make him feel silly enough he'd stop.
- You dream, I bet he'd be up for it.
- Onlineness is a bitch.
by Jacobus De Gnapet January 9, 2013
Get the onlinenessmug. A phrase used by insecure Counter-Strike players to insult other players who don't compete on LAN after getting owned by some dude who is probably better than him
by randomnibbaman December 29, 2018
Get the onlinermug. Yeah, I can view certain websites on my Blackberry, but the iPhone has better onlineability.
Xbox Live completely pwns the Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.
Xbox Live completely pwns the Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.
by Aretelio August 11, 2008
Get the onlineabilitymug.