Skip to main content

onion ringing

it's when you buy onion rings from a fast food chain and stack them on a man's penis. then you put sauce on the onion rings and eat them off the penis. one by one.
"i was onion ringing with justin last night"
by onionringersforever October 12, 2011
mugGet the onion ringingmug.

Onion Ring

Reference to the sphinctorial area of a cat as it faces away from you with it's tail high in the air. The tight puckered area that is staring you straight in the face as your cat turns and walks away from you as you were petting him/her.

Occasionally there will be a little left over crust on your cat's "onion ring" causing it to further resemble the onion rings from your favorite fast food establishment.
I was petting my cat, when all of a sudden he turned around and raised his butt high in the air, giving me full frontal view of his ONION RING that I didn't want. He waved his kitty ONION RING back and forth before he finally walked away. I don't have that cat anymore, sorry PETA.
by Mojo_Jojo_001 December 13, 2015
mugGet the Onion Ringmug.

Onion ringing

When one mans penis is shoved into the urethra of another man.
I came so hard when we were onion ringing it last night!
by Onion ring master October 26, 2012
mugGet the Onion ringingmug.

Onion Ring

A term used to describe the pungent smelling arse hole of a homosexual; after being anally harrassed by a small penis with an aggressive yeast infection.
"David Furnish couldnt help but enjoy the rancid taste of Elton's onion ring."

"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"
by Monkey08 March 12, 2008
mugGet the Onion Ringmug.

Onion Ring

A perced vagina.
Guy1) Yo dude! I did this bitch last night and she had a onion ring!
Guy2) Dude that sick!!
Guy1) It ripped open the condom!
by Your Mom hahahahaha January 22, 2011
mugGet the Onion Ringmug.

Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020
mugGet the Onion Ringmug.

wendy's onion rings

Something that should exist, but doesn't.
"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"
by that_dude31 January 17, 2017
mugGet the wendy's onion ringsmug.

Share this definition