One Million

The biggest number known to man. Scientists have tried to count higher, but it is impossible.

Ryan: I bet I can say a number higher then you.
Dave: Bet? One Million.
Ryan: Oh no

by ThiccGodd January 27, 2020

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One Million Moms

An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.

Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"

by anon12093 February 10, 2014

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one million dollars

One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.

Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.

by unoriginal_name33 April 9, 2017

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One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

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one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

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Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012

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