Boat

Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.

In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"

"Don't you think Toby is a boat?"
"Charlie can be a real ship sometimes."

by TheJake&CharlieSquad February 23, 2015

Boates

A french person who drinks too much cheap wine and passes out in a boat, only to be discovered in Quebec.
May also refer to someone whose cousins are married.

I'm from Quebec
Actually born there, or did you pull a Boates?

by Pete Peters January 16, 2009

boat

usually a dodge car that has a lot of hp but a lot of body weight

you that srt over there, yeah thats just a boat

by njcnjfsjsdvnjd February 16, 2022

boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

boat

Best of all time

Dude, you a boat!
Thats a boat right there
He was a boat at last nights game.

by biological_cowgirl_rust May 2, 2020

boating

The act of physically beating someone with your penis.

If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.

Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.

Stanley was not known for his boating skills.

by chigger254 November 15, 2011

A Boat

A thing that I am on.

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget!

by Entr' Acte November 22, 2009