Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

kekkles on toast

"Kekkles on toast" is a derivative term of 'kek', the origin of which being "laugh out loud" or LOL in Horde language from the popular World of Warcraft. It has become a popularised meme, often appearing in various formats. For instance, kekkles on rhubarb, kekkles on spinach, kekkles on apple crumble. Kekkles on toast is its original format, used to indicate great laughter at a humorous comment. It originated in 2016, the current year.

Did you see the latest 4chan troll of tumblristas?
> No? Kekkles on toast!

by the_kekkler July 1, 2016

ice on toast

When something is/looks really good or on point!

“Woah Beth your makeup is ice on toast!”-Roxie
“Thanks boo thang”-beth

by Thispussyispoppin January 14, 2018

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

beanz on toast

irsh punk band

check em out, there pretty awesome

beanz on toast songs: burn the envelopes, fucked up situation, pak-man

by fayexthexemo October 21, 2008

Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

by Al Peterson August 30, 2005

your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.

"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"

by GF September 4, 2008