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SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty
by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008
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Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)
New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.
by toucansandfish March 18, 2023
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Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
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corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!
dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight
by daddydong83831 December 14, 2019
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Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.
Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!
by Jelly Bean Omelette May 29, 2013
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Corn on the cob

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.
She teased me with some Corn on the Cob before she actually sucked my cock
by bjmike January 16, 2010
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