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Omnisexual

Omnisexual people are similar to pansexual people.

Pansexual people are known as “gender blind” which means they look past the persons gender and look just at the person themselves.

Omnisexual people take in account of the persons gender and sway toward one, but they don’t really care in the long run.
Friend: Can I ask a question?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Friend: What’s your sexuality? I think I’m bicurious.
Me: Cool. I’m omnisexual.
Friend: Awesome! How can you tell?
Me: Well, I’m attracted to any gender, but I sway more toward guys. I don’t really mind their gender, though.
Friend: That’s pretty cool.
by Goldeneye the Furry December 8, 2018
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onism

that sudden dreadful realization that you are you, and only you, and stuck in your body and you're not omniscient and the universe is filled with other people just like that but you still can't live their lives and they can't live yours.

"which is like standing in front of the departures screen at an airport, flickering over with strange place names like other people’s passwords, each representing one more thing you’ll never get to see before you die" - as taken from the dictionary of obscure sorrows.
"Oh damn. I'm...I'm me. And I'm limited to stay here. Look at all these people whose shoes I'll never be able to walk in. Look at all the lives I'm never going to live."
"damn, that's some severe onism right there."
by PiggyStardust February 25, 2019
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omnislut

To be a slut in every way possible
Omg Kaitlyne, Stop being an omnislut
by ALEX FAIRWAY March 20, 2014
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Omnisexual

"Omnisexual and Pansexual are REALLY similar, almost the same. But there is a difference:

Pansexuals can be called "gender-blind", they do not see or think about gender, they only are attracted to the person.

Omnisexuals, however, notice the person's gender, they recognise it and are attracted to ALL genders. "

In other words, omnisexuals are attracted to all genders, but not REGARDLESS of gender. Gender can still be a factor in their attraction, unlike true pansexuals, who don't care about gender.
She's omnisexual, but she tends to date a lot of women.
by Valon May 29, 2015
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Omniscum

A contemptuous term for a person who chooses to eat animals or their byproducts.
"Wow, those omniscum over there sure are selfish."
by VeganMotherFucker April 8, 2018
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Omnimpotent

Always unable to perform. Flaccid in every facet.
Poor, omnimpotent Bart was completely powerless.
by dasmin atkinoradi July 14, 2009
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right-onism

1. Oppressive political correctness.
2. The tendency for activists to show excessive zeal in advocating their "righteous" causes, to the point of numbing their audience.

3. Jumping on the bandwagon of social movements in a lemming-like fashion.

There's been a relentless rise of right-onism since the '90s. Not to be confused with onanism, though functionally equivalent.
Man, I'm tired of being preached to by self-righteous vegans and environmentalists. They can take their right-onism and shove it.

After this Harvey Weinstein debacle, suddenly everyone's a feminist ! I'm sick of all this opportunistic right-onism.
by denumb October 26, 2017
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