Omnipotence

Having unlimited or universal power.

Is God's omnipotence so vast that he could microwave a burrito so hot that he could not eat?

by Carne de Rez December 23, 2011

Omnipotent Rat

The rat who makes all of da rules.

John: Hey Brad, did you hear of the Omnipotent Rat?

Brad: No

John: Well, he can hear you

by Joshawot June 5, 2021

omnimpotent

One who believes he is all powerful, but in fact, turns everything he touches to shit. Which is a superpower of sorts...just not the sort he imagines.

Friend 1: I think my boss is omnimpotent.
Friend 2: Oh, he's just a minor idiot. Nothing serious.
Friend 1: No, seriously. He's the absolute worst.
Friend 2: Compared to Donald Trump?
Friend 1: Point taken.

by ugly stepsister April 4, 2018

omnipotent

the all-powerful. A word people like to argue over.

whompy whomperson- i am the omnipotent.
binkerhead- no i am god.
whompy whomperson- you cant be god cuz i am god.
binkerhead-youre drunk.

by the omnipotent..aka me. April 9, 2009

The Omnipotent Emperor

A divine godly being with the power to do anything. A former member of the Celestial Council.

Hashem (The One Without a Name) (God)

Pray, He will respond. The Omnipotent Emperor will save you.

by TheDemocraticEmpire August 30, 2022

Omnimpotent

A portmanteau of omnipotent and impotent meaning completely and utterly useless. Not of any value or function.

1:"Hey, can you take out the trash?"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"

by Xanzibar22 June 23, 2016

omnipotent weed

Marijuana with God-like feelings of being everywhere at once.

Joe Shmoe: "Dude this is some killer omnipotent weed!"

Justin Case: "Really?"

Joe Shmoe: "Yeah man, it's like im many different places all at once."

Justin Case: "That's heavy man."

by smokymcpot3687 February 25, 2010