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older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome
by jerkinabox March 18, 2013
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Kele Okereke

Oh my.., you saved that small blind child from a potential roadside oil slip accident... your like, a kele okereke!!
by Redgrave February 11, 2009
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Older Brother

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.
"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010
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Oaker

when ones high school, specifically Coventry, can't think of a real mascot, the word Oaker is used. No body that goes to Coventry High School really knows what an Oaker is, but pretend to know. Everyone from outside of Coventry asks "what's an oaker?" but CHS students never give a real answer..So what is an oaker? No one will know
CHS student-"hey i go to coventry"
EGHS student- "dude, wtf is an oaker? i heard its like dank rhino meat?"
by jonboy October 1, 2005
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older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.
by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008
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National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
by dianacional February 4, 2021
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Okkervil River

An awesome band who's music should be much more popular than it is. Go listen to Black Sheep Boy, The Stage Names, or The Stand Ins, and be amazed.
Okkervil River is similar in sound to Shearwater, The National, The Decemberists, Fleet Foxes.
by Mugs! December 20, 2008
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