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OldFacs

OldFacs is an autonomous region of Homolandia mostly inhabited by ethic debils. There is a large Serbian minority, making up about of the area's population. The region is famous for its high rate of mental illness, governors who are allergic to discord pings and law aimed at discriminating against the Arab minority. Notable people from the region include Ahmed the Goat Rapist, Ahmed the Goat Rapist, Debil Synth and Ahmed the Goat Rapist.
"I'm going to visit OldFacs this summer, hopefully I don't get stabbed"
by Serbo Serbovich June 4, 2021
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Old Fag

an annoying person typically aged around 40+ that intentionally annoys and antagonizes teenagers for smoking or skating in public areas regardless if they did anything wrong or not.
Old Fag: Im calling the police!

Teenager: Dude, chill
by sarajay2000 September 21, 2018
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oldfash

an agressive old fart
my neighbors are turning into oldfashes: they gather on the back yard eating porridge and singing Marlen Dietrich songs.
by Juja_ju January 11, 2016
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OLDFASHION

Excessive masturbation using the shampoo brand called head and shoulders which causes the skin to peel off.
Man I oldfashion my peen like a banana
by engingneir May 3, 2021
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Oldfarticise

Oldfarticis: "The act of creating, renovating, or adapting, a place, item, or anything in general to make it safe, comfortable, and suitable for use by the aged mostly of the male sex."

Last November approaching my 79th birthday, I started the renovation of my condo with the express purpose of being able to age/die in place. It suddenly occurred to me, as an old fart, that that was, indeed, what I was doing oldfarticising my dwelling to make it comfortable and safe for me in my old age. And that is how i explained to my contractor, friends, and family in person, on Facerbook or via email what I was doing.
Oldfarticise: My older brother, having often maintained that he would never enter an assisted living facilities, decided instead to olfarticise his apartment, thus allowing him to both age and die in place.
by Lavd46 February 26, 2026
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