old man's eyebrows

When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.

Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

old man's song

oldies or classic song, esp. from the 60s - 80s

"Nah. I don't listen to these old man's song just like my dad does."

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012

Old man's breath

When your riding in a car, fart, raise your ass up a couple inche's from the seat so you can acceess your fart and suck it up in your mouth. Quickly face the driver and blow the fart in to their face.

I gave Laura old man's breath and she couldn'tbelieve what I have done. I celebrated because it did work. WOOHOO

by xkfalling October 4, 2010

Old man's boner

A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner

holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!

by bo-sama January 9, 2004

old man's nipple

gross

by it's a secreat August 7, 2003

Old man's back

When your back hurt so much that you can't function properly anymore.

Therefore making you an old man.

Man, this PE class gave me the old man's back!

by PeterTheGreen February 28, 2017

Old Man's Rights

When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.

Herbert was exercising his old man's rights about dwarfs and then went to bed.

by Ollieeee December 14, 2020