ol' dirty basaard

a digusting hotdog found in alleys or streets,mostly with cigarette ashes or dog shit upon them,homeless eat these to stay alive and shit out the remains back to where the ol' dirty basaard was found.

homeless guy 1: ''ah man that ol' dirty basaard went right through me.''

homeless guy 2:''tell me about it...hey, look there's another one!''

by ikemama October 21, 2010

Ol’ Dirty Duke

After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”

I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

OL' DIRTY BA5TRD

The convoy driver in socom3 and socom c.a.
Member if the DPG clan.

OL' DIRTY BA5TRD ran my ass over in that damn convoy truck!

by Ol' Dirty May 20, 2007

dirty ol'mcweasel

When you jerk off or have someone jerk you off to completion while your taking a shit.

Man this chick last night was nasty, I went to take a shit and she gave me a Dirty Ol'Mcweasel

by MaddhatterCrow July 8, 2016

Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.

I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!

by backotruck January 6, 2012

dirty ol wanka!

an old man on omegle trying to jack off.

that old man is a dirty ol wanka! do you see how hes looking at you?!

by nana whats my name July 16, 2011

dirty ol feed

a big meal

i ate a dirty ol feed last night and now my asshole hurts from shitting

by site2resident April 10, 2023