Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull nuts. Idiots eat them.

"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Aren't they bull nuts, fred?

Yes..."

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

granny's oysters

The dangling labia of a woman of a certain age, usually found on females over 65

Simon had heard of Granny's Oysters but looking down at his grandmother in the bath revealed the true horror of this labial nightmare!

by Ivor Lar-Jed June 29, 2006

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

oysters

a seafood. Studies have proven that oysters contain a rare acid that 'makes you horny' by stimulating sex hormones

oysters should be in your sex lifes' diet!

by wakalakalover45 May 13, 2005

bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;

I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.

by theromero4 April 13, 2017

praire oysters

horse or bull testicles

If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.

The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.

by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008