Blacked Off

Dangerous mixture of Blacking Out and Jacking Off

After a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. You then proceed to pull out your erected penis, and during masterbation, you pass out. The next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.
Dude, I think my roommate blacked off again last night! I can't find my lotion and he is passed out on the coffee table buck naked.
by Lukeasauraus March 25, 2011
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black off

"He went off with his other mates, he's a black off!"
by Dicky Brown September 26, 2007
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BLACK OFF

A black girl/woman with a fat ass.(booty).
look at that ass , so got a blackoff blud.
by KACI 7777jh June 24, 2005
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Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
by anonjwal March 26, 2016
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Off-brand black guy

This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball
Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy
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slap the black off of you

A way to indicate slapping someone of African American decent very hard.
"Boy do that one more time and i'll slap the black off of you!"
by Thiccsnacc December 04, 2017
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knock the black off yo ass

When you beat shit out a sucka nigga's ass...
When I was chillin wit my homies at the mall, some sucka nigga tried to bust so I knock the black off yo ass...
by Zachary69 April 23, 2006
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