off

real cool;
off the: chain, hook, wall

damn, his shoes are off.

shew, girl, that's off.

yeea, the new cd isn't too off.

by imoff January 01, 2004

off

The general direction in which I wish you could fuck.

Girl: What is off?
Guy: Off is the general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: Oh, okay . . .

*Twenty minutes later*
Girl: Hey, you son of a bitch!

Trolololol :)

by ChickenNuggggeeettt December 22, 2011

off

Off is a spray used by hoes to keep the bugs off them in the woods

i think there is a bug in this here woods can you hand me the off

by purplemonky November 24, 2003

off

Is always uncapitalized and italicized; Not Oof

Guy 1: I just died
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 3: It's off

by Rekanator October 19, 2018

off

Short for "off my dick".

JOHN (sarcasm): "Nice hoodie, Danny".
DANNY: "Off".

by Mark-Lee February 02, 2007

off

The state of being so horny that it's actually altered one's personality and/or behavior toward others, but not nessessarily in an increased sexual or raunchy demeanor. Others may notice the change and attribute it to depression, stress, or a mild concussion, since most who experience offness display symptoms of being aloof, twitchy, and often have delayed reaction time since their mind is on other things.

Friend #1: Hey, have you noticed Angela's been acting a little weird today?
Friend #2: Oh, don't worry about it, she's just seriously off. I think she's hooking up with Mike this weekend, so she should be fine by Monday.

by Rose GM August 26, 2009

off

A more appropriate way of saying "F--K".

Derived from the process of censoring songs by playing vulgar words in reverse so the song can be played on the radio or on television.
(The word "f--k" played in reverse sounds like "off").

*Note: It is not pronounced with an "aw" sound such as "Turn the light switch off". The "O" is pronounced as the letter "O".

1) "Shut the off up!"

2) Listen to the censored version of Eminem's song "Just Don't Give a F--k" from the "Slim Shady LP" album.

by Viper2k6 September 24, 2006