The Odourless Man

A being of unknowingly immense power, he leaves no footprints in the sand as he traverses the astral planes seeking out wisdom.

Some have said the surface of his head harbours the lowest coefficient of drag ever to be recorded and that he whispers to marsupials during the low light of mid spring.

The knowing of his existence is only because he allows it… as I write this passage the memories of his being become faint … he is sacred

Jack: ‘What was that over there’

Brian: ‘could have been the odourless man’
Jack: ‘I’ve heard he leaves no footprints in the sand’

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 28, 2021

crutch odour

Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.

Girl: fancy a shag?
Boy: fuck off, you've got crutch odour, go and wash your cunt!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

odious

When used as a noun or a name odious signifies a person who has achieved the highest level of obnoxious and is generally a super try hard. When given the choice to eat a normal meal or a meal consisting of all organic foods odious will pick the later due to their extreme try hard nature.

***eating a protein bar before, during, and after practice***
"Hold on I need to finish my energy bar"
"Odious"
"I'm almost d-"
"Odious"

by Sgt. A June 14, 2013

orous

Simply a very cool dude that knows almost everything. They mostly hate chemistry and don’t get along with people called michelle.

-Hi dude.
-Yo man all those gals over there are calling you an Orous.

by boombar April 17, 2021

Odour of Anal Origin

1. A gas, which although may remind the smeller of a landfill, pig farm, sewerage works or rotting meat, actually has its origins in a person/persons or animal(s) anus.

2. A technical description for a fart.

well watson, I deduce this is a odour of ANAL origin!

by itsjames November 21, 2010

Tanning odour

The way you smell after laying in a tanning bed that hasn't been cleaned. Essentially, you smell like the BO of every person who used the bed before you! Good reason to clean out the tanning bed before using it.

What the? I had a shower this morning, but now I have this funny smell. Oh my God! I forgot to clean out the tanning bed. I smell like that big fat guy. Ewww.

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

body odour

What the old homeless man on the public buss smells like.

Hey, Bob, that guy has awful body odour. He must me homeless.

by bleeblee August 13, 2006