not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

by Little_puppet March 7, 2017

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Dressed for the occasion

Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.

Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight.
Gary: Nice man! Are you dressed for the occasion?

Ben: Yeah, I shaved my pubes earlier.
Gary: Hi-Five!

by gasboddle December 24, 2009

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chocolate occasion

The act of pooping one's pants (sometimes, but not always, accidentally).

I think it's time to change the little one's diaper. Smells like there's been a chocolate occasion.

by Brian Vaughn November 17, 2009

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rare occasion

Seeing Angela.

Angela - "I thought you meant catching the bus was on rare occasions Josh?"

Josh - "Seeing you Angela, is a rare occasion."

by JackPorter April 22, 2013

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special occasion zit

(n) A zit that appears on the skin of a person before a special occasion such as family gatherings, professional photo ops, parties, extravaganzas, dates, and holidays.

Example: I have been so excited to finally go on a date with Russell. Not suprisingly the day before our date I got a special occasion zit.

Example: Tomorrow is our family reunion! I will get to see people I haven't seen in years! Some people are coming that I haven't even met. I hope I don't get a special occasion zit.

by All4Us January 3, 2009

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