obstacle illusion

path seems blocked but really isn't

there is a road block or detour sign and it looks like you can't get there from here,but its ok its just an obstacle illusion

by Darbeab February 24, 2009

Obstacle track to success

When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.

That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.

by North Central Johnny March 26, 2009

Cock Obstacle

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

formally Cock Blocking

Dan You are such a fuckin Cock Obstacle cant you see i'm trying to score

by Eddie lugo September 15, 2005

obstacle

obstacles are the people in your high school who are idiots and in the halls they are just in the way...
see obstacle course

"Jesus H Christ, Lexi is such a dumbass, she's a total obstacle"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007

Obstacle Illusion

You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.

"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"

by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004