obesetes

Obesity and diabetes tend to coincide with one another, so to be obese and have diabetes is to have 'obesetes'.

Fat Girl 1 - "All this cake is is sugar and butter. Im going to eat it!"

Fat Girl 2 - "No! You'll get obesetes"

by IvyAshley March 14, 2010

obsses

To go beyond obsession, and break down every little detail within that obsession, in the end, leaving you drained, lifeless, like a zombie, but with full understanding of everything you have just experienced. Only relating to a relationship or marital situation.
also...
obssesed.
obssessing.
obssession.

You're in love, and this love goes beyond anything you've ever felt before. I mean, you would die, seriously, give up your life, just so they could keep living. Alright... now... inside your head it starts to spiral with one little thought... one thing brings it on... then BOOM! you're in the middle of a shit storm inside of your brain. questions flying around, answers you don't want to hear, the right answers, the wrong answers, the wrong questions, the right questions, the questions that only lead to more questions... all relating to how you feel about this other person and what they could do to you with all of that trust. This spiral usually ends with self mutilation or suicide attempts. Other less severe cases include getting into a physical fight, having a mental breakdown, maybe a broken fist from hitting a concrete wall... either way... it never ends good.
I got obssesed with her, and now I'm in a Mental Hospital.

by Zach Hanson June 21, 2008

obesetron

An automobile, particularly one driven by a fat person who is physically unable or too lazy to check blind spots.

Scary, just got cut off by another obesetron.

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

obesetrocity

very fat menace to society

yo man she dont need to be eating that shes already obesetrocity

by drifter412 September 10, 2010

Obesetiality

The practice of loving large, overweight people.

Did you see the size of Kristina's new boyfriend? She must be into obesetiality.

by PicklingTheBeast June 19, 2009

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013

Ossett

An Ossette is a wonderful female and a great friend. She has a great sense of style and she is just badass

Wow Ossette is amazing and cool.

by Hshsjzi June 5, 2020