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Nutstache

A hairstyle in the nether regions of a man’s body. It is a result of careful trimming and grooming of the pubic hair into a mustache-like shape.
Did you see his nutstache?? I heard he spent hours trimming it.
by Peter Dinklage October 28, 2021
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nutsacker

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks
Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.
by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008
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Nutsacked

When a man receives a considerable amount of damage to his balls.
"god, did u see the way he landed on his balls? He totally just got nutsacked."
by freethroepr January 1, 2014
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nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business
Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.
by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008
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nutcatcher

A colloquial term for the common female, often used in jest.

A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.

In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."

Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
"Guy: women are just nutcatchers. All they're good for is a quick nut and then BAM we out."
"Guy1: Not wrong."

"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."

"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"

"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"

"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
by beyourownhypeman January 18, 2019
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noustache

(n.) The absence or lack of a moustache.
After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.
by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008
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nuttsacker

A move in chess where you knock over the opponents pieces with your nutsack.
Finklehelm - 'Ha ha, checkmate'
Marmaduke - 'Oh no, you got me with the old nuttsacker...'
by Sam March 17, 2005
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