nutster

Someone who looks like a nut/behaves like a nut. See absolute nut.

Person A: Fucking hell that serbian cunt just ragequit.
Person B: No shit Sherlock
Person A: Fuck about! We're still losing!
Person B: What the FUCK is your problem!? FUckin NUT, fucking NUTSTER!!!
Person A: Jones BIGASS truck rental and storage

by Nutster March 19, 2009

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022

nutbuster plus

A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.

Psarah, who weighs about 563.4 pounds when dry, is an absolute nutbuster plus.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Nutduster

A style of facial hair also known as a soul patch. It's a small patch of hair on the chin just below the lip. It would be in the perfect position to dust off a set of nuts that would be on the man's chin as was performing fellatio.

It's not a soul patch, it's a nutduster!

by shaft311 October 20, 2008

Nutastrophy

When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressive ballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.

Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.

by Jeepsmash July 21, 2019

Nigmaster

A niggmaster is your nigger master. When ever you approach your niggmaster you must say hello to him. If he is your true Niggmaster, he will respond with,"hello my Niglet."

Look! That's my Nigmaster

by The Legendary Altanian October 31, 2018

Nutmustard

Semen

She swallowed all of my nutmustard last night after taking the whole lenght of my love hotdog.

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003