nutjobocracy

Noun: The class of people in positions of power who have completely delusional ideas about the political system in this country, make claims that completely contradict the claims they made last week, and think the rest of us want to hear them.

Rush Limbaugh decided to spread his delusions to the members of the nutjobocracy who listen to him.

by Sinergy July 24, 2009

Nutjob

To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"

"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"

by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

stealth nutjob

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.

I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023

nutjobby

boy or girl from crazy town.

Lance is from crazy town. He makes nutjobby paintshop things.

by Joshiana Orchestra January 5, 2007

Nutjob

When you blindfold your man and completely fill your mouth with chunky peanut butter, then go down on his dick, grapefruit technique. Bonus: if he cums, it makes for a crunchy double nut surprise.

Spencer: "Oh man, Matthew gave me a Nutjob last night."

Lauren: "Did it become a crunchy double nut surprise?"

Spencer: "Most certainly."

by whippedcreamslut July 28, 2019

Nutjob

When a woman or man preforms the sexual act of sucking on, or caressing another mans testicles. May include slight teasing of the males penis but primary focus is on the testicles.

Did you hear deborah gave matt the best nutjob?
Yah she sucked on his balls so well!

by Nbelum July 14, 2014

nutjob

When one places his/her mouth on another's balls and draws upon them succulently.

My dad promised me a goodnight nutjob on my birthday.

by PMmeurNutJobs November 11, 2015