The slang word for a southeast
kansas town named chanute. Without
alcohol, the town has no pleasant or
time-consuming activities to take part in.
Person A: Hey man, I'm going
home for the weekend.
Person B: Where is that?
Person A: I live in chanute.
Person B: Fuck man, you grew up in shit-nute, no wonder you can
drink a lot.
Person A:
Well Drinking is all there is to do.