nutella job

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral

Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside

by thekingoflou December 4, 2011

Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

nutable

The act of being worthy of one's nut. (cumin')

Guy1: DAYUM NIGGA. THAT BITCH IS HOT.
Guy2: that bitch is nutable. IM DOWN BRO.

by Malice Millionaire December 21, 2007

Nutellagasm

A sweet, savory, orgasmic type of reaction, often experienced when one has the first bite of Nutella, and during every bite of Nutella.

*Phone call*
Janey: And then he was like, we should hag out at the movies sometime.
Macey: (silence)
Janey: Hello?
Macey: Sorry! I had a nutellagasm and lost my ability to talk.

by meeeeeeeeeeeouch November 27, 2011

Nutwall

A pretentious person who says or writes something that is meant to be profound but ends up being bullshit. Often thinks they are deep but they are just spouting incomprehensible nonsense.

"I read the book for class today and, god, the author sounds like such a nutwall"

by electromyography March 2, 2018

nutellery

Caked in at least one layer of Nutella

Cyanide's mic would get all nutellery whilst eating Nutella and playing video games.

by HeyItsRoy January 14, 2017

Nutellamis

A holiday consisting of consuming Nutella. During festivities, you run a train or a gangbang on a goth chick.

Celebrated annually on June 25th.

Man, we gotta ask out that big tiddy goth chick if she’ll join us this Nutellamis.

by jesusmountain July 9, 2020