After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
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Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
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My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
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