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nut maggot

A slimy stupid headed man that is a douchetard all the way around. And he is the suckiest sailor alive, plus he tries to make up words and fails epically at it. They usually have a T name. Like Taylor.
That nut maggot is talkin shit again, good thing nobody listens.
by yupIdid October 30, 2013
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nut mares

a terrible nut enduced dream, cause by eating nuts before going to sleep.
joe: "Hey Kent I shouldn't have eaten that handfull of delicious Pistachios before i went to bed last night, I had the most terrible crazy dreams."

kent: "Well Joe it sound to me you had acase of the Nut Mares!!"
by spoondude March 7, 2011
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Nut Master

by NutMaster3232 August 28, 2022
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nut marathon

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”
by xxogaal November 10, 2022
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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
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No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator
"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march
by siwnhs March 12, 2021
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Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.
Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.
by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011
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