Nunes

The feeling of disappointment brought on by the inability to take a shit.

He thought he needed to go but he ended up with a Nunes.

by Youyoume February 3, 2018

Nunes time

A time that is a minimum of 30 minutes behind the actual time within the time zone which the term is being used.

Q: Where is that guy?! He is so late!

A: No, he’s just on Nunes time.

by Enricopalozzo April 15, 2019

Devin Nunes cow

First banned on Truth Social.

Devin

Nunes is a farmer. I heard he owns a cow. It's Devin Nunes cow.

by don Juan Diego February 23, 2022

Devin Nunes

v. When your farts are so warm that you have no idea you've actually sharted, but come to realize just that at the very moment you begin speaking to an audience - so that your words become an incoherent jumble of nonsensical bullshit in the childlike hope that they mask the unfavorable smell of the partially leaked bowel movement.

I don't know when that leftover curry was put in there but I wouldn't eat it and risk a Devin Nunes during your presentation today in front of the board.

by gypsylosopher November 19, 2019

Devin Nunes

A secret desire to see naked pictures of a grotesque person which an individual deflects by accusing others of wishing to do so.

Devin Nunes really has a giant Devin Nunes for Donald Trump.

by One With Common Sense September 26, 2019

Nunes

(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.

Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.

by PwnagePanda January 14, 2009

nunesing

When someone leaches off the government to support themselves while they make crappy blips and bleeps that nobody wants to hear.

Dude should stop nunesing and start blowing guys for cash. Besides, maybe it'll inspire him to make something worthwhile, like maybe the next big gay house song.

by Ryeh February 14, 2004