nucession 

The slump in beer sales that happens beginning of every year. This is due to people temporarily following their New Year's resolutions.

Mike: "My pub is not giving me good business these days."
Jim: "Don't lose sleep over it. It's the nucession. It'll soon be over."

nucession by BoogieManK January 5, 2010

nofessional 

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.

After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.

nofessional by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009

Nunissionary 

A woman who is sick of her useless boyfriend and/or the general population of asshole men in the world. She gives up searching for real love, becomes a celebit nun, and moves to the mission field (preferably FAR from aformentioned males). There she can FINALLY be happy and no longer has to put up with men's shit.

Andrea was sick of Scott's countless lies, midnight booty calls, and lack of sincere commitement. I hear she moved to Africa to help kids with aids and is loving her life as a nunissionary!

Nunissionary by Heidster September 19, 2006

Nincession 

A Nincession is a period of time where Nintendo stops making games leaving Wii gamers with around a year or more living off 3rd party releases or other consoles. It is a combination of the words Nintendo and recession.

Mike: Hey you gonna get Super Mario Galaxy 2?

Joe: For sure, sick of this Nincession, my Wii has been collecting dust for the past year.

Nincession by Krazier May 22, 2010