Hot Karl Nunchucks

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.

My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

by G-man and KG May 24, 2009

Cumchucks

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

by rss1782 September 2, 2020

nunchuck master daddy

(N) name for someone who is superior to all. They are of any gender ( except the ones that dont exist you feminazi)

My lord, Nunchuck Master Daddy, said hi so I bowed in his presence."

by Itsnotlit May 18, 2017

numbchucks

A colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite.

I've got awesome numbchuck skills.

by Brandon Eldridge February 10, 2005

Coiled snake nunchuck

An aggressive sexual act in which one partner lies down in a fetal position, similar to a coiled snake, and the other partner brutally penetrates the anal region, similar to the aggressiveness and precision of nunchucks. Not suggested for beginners.(or anyone really)

Dude 1:"The other night I gave my girl the ole coiled snake nunchuck after she made me watch all 4 twilight movies. It was lifechanging bro."

Dude 2: "Sick bro."

by campbelltoe December 3, 2014

crimson nunchuck

When a guy is going down on a girl who is on her period and she pulls out her tampon and hits him in the face with it.

"What's that on your face?" "I just got a crimson nunchuck!"

by tompi October 16, 2008

numbchuck

A boy doing something really dumb without thinking about what he is doing. With the female version being Numbchick.

that was a numbchuck move, mans really didn’t think that one through. He’s such a numbchuck.

by hbman04 October 5, 2020