numb nuts

the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off

Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here

by sdfhgdsfnvdslg February 13, 2008

numb nuts

A large, Troll like character often seen lurking around very suspicious content and mumbling inccessantly about '+4 single handed ....'. Possesses very strange ideas about ethnic origins and racial backgrounds.

ffs numb nuts

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

numb nut

1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.

1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.

by Pete October 12, 2003

Numb nut

Lacking intelligence; can’t pull women

Ben Prugh is a numb nut

by Poopdoopsoup12 November 16, 2021

Numb nuts

It means your dumb

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!

by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021

Numb Nuts

Usually used when talking about another person, when you can't remember their name.

As used in southwest of the U.S.

Yea, I saw eeerr,"Ole Numb Nuts" wrap his car around that tree.
Whatta fuckin' loser.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

Numb Nuts

How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.

Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.

by Your daddy1232 February 24, 2012