The worst league/code ever invented. It requires no skill at all because all you have to do is run towards a line while being homosexually hugged by other non heterosexuals who try to sniff you're ass when they drag you to the ground.
People who play thugby league or support it are from the 2 most bogan states in Australia, Queerland and Gay South Wales. They will try to tell you that their league is the only sport in Australia and will continually say that other sporting codes like AFL are gay and will try to eat you if you say otherwise. One of their complaints is that AFL shorts are porno when obviously NRL shorts are the same size you inbred neanderthal idiots. Teams in the NRL include North Queerland Brokeback Mountain Cowboy Fuckwits, Canberra Ass-Raiders, The Sydney Chickens, the Brisbane My Little Ponies and St George Illawarra Drag-Queens.
People who play thugby league or support it are from the 2 most bogan states in Australia, Queerland and Gay South Wales. They will try to tell you that their league is the only sport in Australia and will continually say that other sporting codes like AFL are gay and will try to eat you if you say otherwise. One of their complaints is that AFL shorts are porno when obviously NRL shorts are the same size you inbred neanderthal idiots. Teams in the NRL include North Queerland Brokeback Mountain Cowboy Fuckwits, Canberra Ass-Raiders, The Sydney Chickens, the Brisbane My Little Ponies and St George Illawarra Drag-Queens.
Dumb Neanderthal Idiot: Uhh derppp did youth watchz the
Chickens takez on da doggies?!?
Normal Person: Wtf are you talking about you inbred spastic?
Dumb Neanderthal Idiot: NRL! Thez Chickenz won byz 10 points!
Normal Person: I watch normal football you retard go finger some asses.
Dumb Neandethal Idiot: Ok derppy derp
Chickens takez on da doggies?!?
Normal Person: Wtf are you talking about you inbred spastic?
Dumb Neanderthal Idiot: NRL! Thez Chickenz won byz 10 points!
Normal Person: I watch normal football you retard go finger some asses.
Dumb Neandethal Idiot: Ok derppy derp
by JohnHopoate January 8, 2012
Get the NRLmug. National Rugby League. A sport played by the confused people of New South Wales and Queensland to promote their ass sniffing fetish.
The aim of the game is to pass backwards and run in a straight line. This is done about 15 times usually without any progress being made.
The game is played by really overweight metros who dress up in skirts and cut their own hair.
The aim of the game is to pass backwards and run in a straight line. This is done about 15 times usually without any progress being made.
The game is played by really overweight metros who dress up in skirts and cut their own hair.
by presidentelliot October 24, 2010
Get the NRLmug. The worst kind of sport you could ever imagine. No skill required, unlike that of the REAL Australian sport, AFL.
This is really the game that poofs, faggots and homosexuals play - i mean really, sticking your finger up another man's arse while you're playing (see hopoate)....WTF??
This is really the game that poofs, faggots and homosexuals play - i mean really, sticking your finger up another man's arse while you're playing (see hopoate)....WTF??
by jaydee43 March 20, 2008
Get the NRLmug. Stands for (National Rugby League) and is the Rugby League comp in Australia and NZ. Played and watched by normal people and is the most strongest and most competitive game in the world with real action not like pussy-ass mele's in AFL which rewards failure. Get a Life: Get into NRL
by AEB July 27, 2007
Get the Nrlmug. A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often sexually abuse women.
NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. Players enjoy inserting their fingers up other men's asses (see hopoate)
NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. Players enjoy inserting their fingers up other men's asses (see hopoate)
by Anonymous March 4, 2005
Get the NRLmug. I'm nrl. I play in the nrl.
by Boiiiiiii mannnn April 7, 2017
Get the NRLmug. A person with a very low IQ, very confused with their life and spends their life on Centrelink payments and bagging out Australian rules football, the REAL Australian game🇦🇺
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL supporter: Fuck man, Gayfl sucks. Why can’t they follow a real Australian football like rugby league?
AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!
NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)
NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!
NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)
NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
by Crowsfan91 November 25, 2019
Get the NRL Supportermug.