i have no idea whats going on right now

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

by patty108 March 21, 2005

i have no idea whats going on right now

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

by god October 13, 2003

Now you're on the trolley

Expression used when someone FINALLY gets the gist of what you're telling/teaching them to do. Usually said for laughs or weirdness/British points.

Idiot: So you put the acid in and THEN the cheese?

You: No, BACON, then cheese

Idiot: oh THAT'S how you make a cheeseburger!

You: Now you're on the trolley!

by skymar February 22, 2010

Now put that on your sandwich!

used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.

I quit, now put that on your sandwich!

by skasian August 26, 2016

Now It's On

Perhaps one of Tech N9ne's greatest song yet to be heard by most of the world in which he raps backwards. Completely amazing.

"I murdered your whole city."
"Oops!"
"Wicked Wicked Now It's On."

by Jonnycakez June 20, 2009

on deck now

Means, in charge, took control, the boss, giving out orders

Bills no longer in charge, I'm on deck now

by Lc122 October 18, 2020

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019