nordballs

The testicles of Nordic men.

Sven has the largest nordballs I've even seen!

by DefinitelyNotBenji March 28, 2022

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 15, 2004

noseball

the ball on the tip of your nose

that assfuck has the biggest noseball ever

by clairebear01992 December 3, 2007

noseblast

The unfortunate event that occurs when comsuming a beverage (milk, usually) and due to a joke or other funny event, the act of trying to supress the mirth results in the liquid spraying out of your nose.

I was watching Jim walk down the street and while I took a sip of milk, he fell down the steps, causing me to have a noseblast!

by G-Man January 31, 2004

Noballs

(Proper Noun) An extreme butt hole of a human being. Will often claim to be a straight male but is known to be either a gay or bisexual male, or, more likely, a lesbian with an overgrown clitoris. Derived from the proper noun Noble, when used as a name. Is often seen to be wearing two faces, neither of them pretty, crying over his own patheticness to anyone who will listen, and trying to persuade his ex that she would be better with him than with the son of God himself.

Ha, look, here comes Tommy Noballs! He suffers with distinct lack of genitalia!

by 69flowerchild69 October 15, 2008

Noballs

Similar to snowballs; out of nowhere an unexpected, unpleasant event occurs when least expected the noballer smacks you right in the face for no good reason. Often performed by wussies and cowards who then run away, never to appear again.

Noballs- A man who stands a woman up for no good reason and doesn't respond to texts or calls.

by Baffled and confused January 11, 2011

Noseballing

When sucking on your partner's nose and "juices" come out and it leaves almost like a "lady and the tramp" "spaghetti noodle"
From one's nose to the others mouth.

Noseballing- "Oh, so I was sucking on my girls nose the other day and she noseballed me" " her nose juices were hanging between her nose and my mouth like some freshly pulled apart grilled cheese"

by TheRealWeezy101 February 15, 2025