Northport

Northport is a snobby rich lil town filled with PTA moms and rich people in New York. Also known as ‘Northpot’ or ‘Snortport’. The lil Main Street filled several cute store and nautical restaurants can be quite nice (if you like drugs) besides the point, northport harbor is acc quite beautiful and we can’t forget the Gazebo where all the druggies hang out. Even at 2 in the morning with teens sneaking out and doing illegal shit, it’s still a town everyone loves no matter it’s many many flaws.

Brentwood person-yo where you live.

Npt person-Northport

Brentwood person- rich fucker

by Snortporthighschool May 22, 2018

Northworst

Northwest Airlines. Those who do not loathe them, tolerate them. Try Fun Country – I mean, Sun Country – for flights to and from Minneapolis!

My flight back from Amsterdam was on stinkin' Northworst. The plane was so old; I thought it was going to fall apart, piece by piece, over the Atlantic.

by RoddickRemixed September 28, 2007

Northport

A drug infested town on long island, NY full of a bunch of fake rich snobs, drug addicts and nerds. Wack place to live, a few real people and the people who are real arent popular. The girls are hott but there snobby and the drugs are good. Nothing to do out here but drugs and getting into fights.

if u dont mind snobs who wear polos and u like to do drugs then come to northport

by PolandSpringNirrgahz October 10, 2009

Northport

A town on the north shore of long island. Home to a lovely park, dock, high school, and a lot of inherently racist white people who often band together to stop any possible encroachment by minority families. The high school is somewhat, but not overwhelmingly comprised of very small tiny boys with shaved heads dressed as street gang members (despite having parents who are private practioners or CPAs and beautiful homes), alternative rock listeners who wear fuzzy old flannel shirts, band/orchestra members who make everyone angry, and a plethora of other students all of whom don't trust eachother since the town itself was built on mistrust, prejudice and greed. Many large, large houses, many of which are on the water, can be seen throughout town as well as a large number of PTA moms (milfs aplenty) who hang out with other PTA moms and act obnoxious or cruel to other PTA moms and use their daughters in high school to spite the daughters of the moms that they don't like.

Also home to the amazing Northport deli.

Wow, Northport is such an incredibly nice and safe place to live... and yet, Northport is a glaring example of exactly what's wrong with the world we live in.

by Psh April 2, 2005

northport high school

A shitty high school with too many wings and courtyards, 9 periods in a day, and a shitty football team. What happened to all the bomb threats? we had 5 4 last year, this year? 0. fucking security with their little porn filled office.

I love NHS as much as Runyan loves watching senior girls.

by Brian December 2, 2004

northport

Beautiful village in Long Island New York part of the greater Huntington Township.

Safe , Friendly place to raise a family. Good Schools , Nice Homes.
Yes expensive, & reguardless of what ignorant children say, there are drugs in every town- i grew up in Northport myself.

When Children grow up & Actually Pay there own bills & pay real taxes(property taxes) & have "seen the world"
they will surely think differently of the quiet little town they think is "racist" or Snobby".
Northport is a beautiful place - yes Unique - But No Different then many other towns & villages in this wonderful Country.
& Remember - When you are young- you think you are the center of the Universe. ... Sigh....

Other Definitions of Northport though Entertaining ..I must Admit - Are Unrealistic & Immature.

Northport New York -A Beautiful Village ,Thats Like a Movie set all year round . Like having your own Secret Paradise.
The Only Crime in " Northport " is from the local misguided/ Bored youth who think they are so different & special .
You know - blown up mail boxes , broken windows, etc. Yes , the 2 crackheads of the town undoubtdly break into some cars & steal a GPS to get $20 bucks .
There always caught eventually- & you will always find out who they are...
Northports village newspaper "the Observer" - has a " No Holes Barred" approach to reporting Crime..
If you get pulled over by the Northport Police - You Will Be In The Local Newspaper & Locally Embarressed . This helps keep a lid on the crime too. Residents all know this & are much more careful these days... maybe its a good thing.(until you're in there yourself lol)

by the occasional resident August 16, 2011

east northport

A town on Long Island that lies South of Northport. South Northport sounded stupid, hence: said town name. For lack of a better definition, I bring you an analogy: Northport is like San Francisco: more wealthy, more gays, more hippies, and more hills. East Northport is like Los Angeles: an immense mexican population, korean population, heroin addict population, and the terrain is much much flatter.

"I'm from East Northport!"
"Oh, so you're... you're a druggie...."

by signo February 6, 2007