noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012

Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!

by LeDur February 7, 2013

Noobistry

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

coined by -- noobistry.com

Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"

by Noobistry July 29, 2013

noobfest

A room full of noobs. To be in a game full of Noobs.
Fucking Noobs sticking together as a pack.

Pro: "Wow its a noobfest in here."
NooB: "Shutup I know i fucking suck at the game."

by spedd0gg November 16, 2005

Noobstep

Noobstep is a playlist of nothing but Dubstep that has been created by someone who has just been introduced to this great genre. It is comprised of Skrillex, Bassnectar, some Dr. P, Mt Eden ("Sierra Leone"), and nothing else. They put the list on repeat, and annoy everyone around them with their lack of variety.

1: "Dude! Check out these songs I just got! It's that new Dubstep stuff :D"

2: "Okay, lets have a look."

1: *grinning profusely*

2: "Skrillex? Bassnectar? Dr. P? Mt Eden???!!! Where's the rest of the music?"

1: "That IS the music :o"

2: "sorry to say this, but this is noobstep. I suggest you go on youtube and look up the following channels: UKFDubstep (beginner), ClownDubstep, 1337Dubstep, and any other Dubstep promotion channel you can find bro."

by Username6021452445225 January 8, 2012

Noobiest

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.

Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#

by Hackneyed August 25, 2006

Noobesaurus

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.

"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."

by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006

Noobethora

(newb-eh-thor-uh)

Comes from the words Noob and Plethora. Meaning an abundance of noobs in one place or one person that embodies an abundance of noobness.

"Dude, this convention is like a noobethora."

"Bianca is so noob she could be called a noobethora."

by i heart to make heart August 3, 2009