Noobonic Plague

This Common Diease Occurs in many online gaming site but aspecially "Runescape", The diease is aslo can be called "noobageddon", the plague occurs about 4pm on schooldays because all those noobs who brag about how good they are go onto the game and try to kill the cow who killed them 5 times and to find all they get is a piece of meat, with is self pride they tell every person within a 12km area how they killed a cow and to ask them for money that they can't be bothered to get.
The Plague can only be cured by one thing: IT CANT,no matter how hard you get rid of 200 noobs, 4000 come on the game (by amazing coinciedce) right next to you.

Example of the Noobonic Plague.

Noob 1: Can i have some Money!
Noob 2: Plz plz plz can i have some money
Noob 3: I just proper beefed up a cow
Noob 4: I just got up to level 2 defence cool
Noob 5 (if you go on RS): Wheres Lumbrigde
(a couple hundred noobs pop up right next to you)
You: FUCKIN GET AWAY U FUCKIN SHIT PIECES OF NOOBS (unfortunatly you can't say the above coz it look like this: ****** *** **** * ****** **** **** ****** ** *****)
Noob 200034:Can i have some money please

by Skyrazza October 9, 2006

Noobonic Plague

A highly contagious cyber disease that incapacitates progamers and renders their skills ineffective; symptoms inclue delirium, nausea, low APM, lack of sufficient micro and/or macro, etc.

WTF happened to you out there, man? You got the noobonic plague or somethin'?

by ub3rpl0x February 20, 2009

Noobazoid

a super l33t noob that fails at life. this particuler kind of noob likes to waste your time thinking hes so great a can beat everyone at any game, he also likes to boast about how gay he is. if they are on a computer forum they love to suck up to the modarators/admins

Nobazoid:i am so great

Computer dude: dude i just owned you in that game we had

Noobazoid:but now i have skills

Computer guy:that was 5 minutes ago

Noobazoid:STFU man wtf stop flaming me you noob i can beat everyone just leave me alone

by a very sneaky midget March 31, 2009

noobatron

This is some noob who continually does newb things without learning. Like a machine they keep being a newb over and over again.

"oh my god what a Noobatron"

"You cant log in again ?, uber noobatron"

"He keeps doing the same thing over and over what a noobatron"

by ratboy99 August 21, 2013

noobatron

the noob of all noobs

geez you are a noobatron

by hacker_51 October 20, 2008

Nooberoni

1. Somebody who is an novice, inexperienced in any activity they participate in and is added to your party, group, alliance, possie, gang, crew, click, or any form of organization. That person is just an add on like a pepperoni to a pizza. Just an addition, but if you are affiliated or associated with a Nooberino, your reputation and credibility is ruined. In most cases, video games, but used in real life too.

Luis: Hey guys!
Ricky: Sup man.
Luis: I just met this guy from the game that we play, and was wondering if he could hang with us.
Leon: Hi guys!
Ricky: Um.. this guys got no skills, he cant run fast, he cant jump high, and he doesnt even have a job or car. Where did you find this NOOBERONI?!

by Ricky Bell February 12, 2008

Noobamon

Pokemon version for Noob

implies that your some sort of noob monster simlar to a pokemon, yet as stupid as a noob. therefore you are a noobamon

by Noobamon January 20, 2009