Noobamon 

Pokemon version for Noob

implies that your some sort of noob monster simlar to a pokemon, yet as stupid as a noob. therefore you are a noobamon

Noobamon by Noobamon January 20, 2009

noobaroni 

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.

That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!

noobaroni by Cogitator October 4, 2008

noobamintactular 

by the latin suffix of both minjaro and tactular to be 7(minjaro) times 4(tactular) the amount of noob you are. Thus being 28x the horrible living being that one could ever expect to be. This is almost certainly followed by suicide.

Formula:
Noob a(latin for times) Min(jaro) tactular

said:
Noob-a-min-tact-u-lar

"I swear to god man i'll get my big brother after you and he benches like 1000lbs and he'll get you and....HOLD ON MOM!! I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A SEC!!.....yea dude i'll kick your butt i'm so big man...i'm like 8-2 with a...a...um....a machine gun and stuff...dude i'll kick your butt...NO MOM COME ON DONT TAKE MY ALLOWANCE AWAY!!!"
-the noobamintactular-
"thats the farthest i've ever been noob-i-fied in my life and he definatly qualifies as a noobamintactular"
-pro-

noobamintactular by Joe Pepler October 5, 2006

Noobanon 

The planet from which all noobs are descended from. Supposedly, some noob accidently blew a chunk of their planet off, and that chunk flew through space and eventually crashed into earth. The noobs colonized the San Francisco area and have spread around the world by today.

(after getting blown up by a grenade launcher in Modern Warfare 2) "Geez, I wish that asteroid from Noobanon had never hit earth. Those noobs." "Well you can't blame them."

Noobanon by ProPipe August 6, 2011

Noobamooba 

A person that is so genius that albert einstein would suicide if he saw that person out of shame.

A: Yo, im such a Noobamooba.
B: I didn't know sticking my penis in a dead person would bring them back alive

Noobamooba by Noobamooba December 10, 2022

noobaton 

When someone is a noob at something and is also weighs a ton.

How did you die to that guy your such a noobaton

noobaton by Lobster085 February 20, 2023