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Noobamon 

implies that your some sort of noob monster simlar to a pokemon, yet as stupid as a noob. therefore you are a noobamon
Noobamon by Noobamon January 20, 2009
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noobaroni 

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.
That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!
noobaroni by Cogitator October 4, 2008

noobamintactular 

by the latin suffix of both minjaro and tactular to be 7(minjaro) times 4(tactular) the amount of noob you are. Thus being 28x the horrible living being that one could ever expect to be. This is almost certainly followed by suicide.

Formula:
Noob a(latin for times) Min(jaro) tactular

said:
Noob-a-min-tact-u-lar
"I swear to god man i'll get my big brother after you and he benches like 1000lbs and he'll get you and....HOLD ON MOM!! I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A SEC!!.....yea dude i'll kick your butt i'm so big man...i'm like 8-2 with a...a...um....a machine gun and stuff...dude i'll kick your butt...NO MOM COME ON DONT TAKE MY ALLOWANCE AWAY!!!"
-the noobamintactular-
"thats the farthest i've ever been noob-i-fied in my life and he definatly qualifies as a noobamintactular"
-pro-
noobamintactular by Joe Pepler October 5, 2006

Noobanon 

The planet from which all noobs are descended from. Supposedly, some noob accidently blew a chunk of their planet off, and that chunk flew through space and eventually crashed into earth. The noobs colonized the San Francisco area and have spread around the world by today.
(after getting blown up by a grenade launcher in Modern Warfare 2) "Geez, I wish that asteroid from Noobanon had never hit earth. Those noobs." "Well you can't blame them."
Noobanon by ProPipe August 6, 2011

Noobamooba 

A person that is so genius that albert einstein would suicide if he saw that person out of shame.
A: Yo, im such a Noobamooba.
B: I didn't know sticking my penis in a dead person would bring them back alive
Noobamooba by Noobamooba December 10, 2022

noobaton 

When someone is a noob at something and is also weighs a ton.
How did you die to that guy your such a noobaton
noobaton by Lobster085 February 20, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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