by Bperks July 22, 2008
When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.
by Thegman0063 January 06, 2011
by The Real Corn Wallace October 23, 2008
the opposite of a boner; when your penis actually shrivels from something unattractive or undesireable. It can be used in almost any place boner can be used.
guy #1: did you see that sweaty fat chick on the treadmill?
guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!
or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."
guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a noner!
or "Today i ran over my cat on the way to my job which i got fired from for being late. After that i went to get coffee and spilled it on my lap. I had a noner all day."
by Pman the great November 20, 2010
by Morgan Freemans Wormhole February 08, 2011
A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.
1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
by JDF April 29, 2004
The opposite of a boner. When you see a sick nasty ugly girl and your penis goes back inside your torso.
by Black Lighting March 11, 2010